{"id":2650,"date":"2014-12-09T15:46:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T13:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/?p=2650"},"modified":"2014-12-10T15:49:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T13:49:30","slug":"cacamiseta-2015-les-fluos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-fluos\/","title":{"rendered":"Cacamiseta 2015 : les fluos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacamiseta2015fluos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2651\" src=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacamiseta2015fluos.jpg\" alt=\"cacamiseta2015fluos\" width=\"600\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacamiseta2015fluos.jpg 600w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacamiseta2015fluos-300x106.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Depuis ses d\u00e9buts, il ne se passe pas une saison sans que la Cacamiseta ne mette pas en valeur l\u2019utilisation du fluo. L\u2019\u00e9dition 2015 n\u2019\u00e9chappe pas \u00e0 la r\u00e8gle mais salue principalement un \u00e9quipementier.<\/strong><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Un beau matin, Robert, designer chez Nike est emb\u00eat\u00e9. En charge des maillots \u00ab\u00a0third\u00a0\u00bb de six grands clubs europ\u00e9ens pour la saison prochaine, il fait face \u00e0 un sacr\u00e9 casse-t\u00eate. Le \u00ab\u00a0third\u00a0\u00bb, le maillot o\u00f9 tout est permis. Celui de la Liguie des Champions, celui qui ouvre grand les portes de la Cacamiseta, ce troph\u00e9e qui a valu \u00e0 Michel une promotion au lendemain de la <a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2013-barcelone-ecrase-la-concurrence\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>victoire<\/strong><\/span><\/a> de la glace-fus\u00e9e du Bar\u00e7a et qui, d\u00e9tr\u00f4n\u00e9 par Warrior l\u2019an pass\u00e9 a laiss\u00e9 un go\u00fbt amer au sein de l\u2019entreprise. Celui qui finalement met une \u00e9norme pression sur ses \u00e9paules.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Robert est tellement emb\u00eat\u00e9 qu\u2019il ne sait plus par quel bout prendre cette note de service de son directeur lui ordonnant express\u00e9ment de \u00ab\u00a0mettre le paquet pour que le troph\u00e9e revienne \u00e0 la maison\u00a0\u00bb. C\u2019est tellement important que c\u2019est entour\u00e9 en jaune fluo. Fluo\u2026.tiens donc\u2026.Robert a une id\u00e9e. Il regarde dans son tiroir et sort les six stabilos qui s\u2019y trouvent. \u00ab\u00a0Six maillots, six stabilos\u2026.Bon sang mais c\u2019est bien s\u00fbr\u00a0!!!!\u00a0\u00bb L\u2019id\u00e9e de g\u00e9nie. Un stabilo par club.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mais Robert doit les attribuer. Alors, il est m\u00e9thodique. Il d\u00e9coupe les logos de chaque club, les dispose dans une boite. Dans une autre boite, les six stabilos. Il lui faut une main innocente pour proc\u00e9der au tirage. Ce sera\u00a0Jaqueline, la jeune standardiste dont il est secr\u00e8tement amoureux. Le tirage au sort donne alors son verdict. Au prix d\u2019une intense matin\u00e9e de travail, Robert a sorti six maillots \u00ab\u00a0third\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2652\" src=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo-1024x604.jpg\" alt=\"cacafluo\" width=\"750\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo-1024x604.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo-300x177.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo-900x531.jpg 900w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluo.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Parce que nous, \u00e0 la cacamiseta, on aime les hommes qui r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissent. Te voil\u00e0 r\u00e9compens\u00e9 mon cher Robert. Tes fluos sont les premiers nomm\u00e9s de l\u2019\u00e9dition 2015 (tu nous excuseras, on a fait un pack). Et quand on y regarde de plus pr\u00e8s, l\u2019arm\u00e9e des stabilos est bien plus sympa \u00e0 voir jouer en\u00a0Ligue des Champions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2653\" src=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo-1024x473.jpg\" alt=\"cacafluostabilo\" width=\"750\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo-1024x473.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo-300x138.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo-900x416.jpg 900w, http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/cacafluostabilo.jpg 1120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>La s\u00e9lection<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-fluos\/\">Les fluos<\/a><\/span> &#8211;\u00a0<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-boavista-bordeaux-wolfsburg\/\">Boavista, Bordeaux, Wolfsburg<\/a><\/span> &#8211;\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-anglais\/\">Les anglais<\/a><\/span> &#8211;\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-combos\/\">Les combos<\/a><\/span> &#8211;\u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-bien-au-chaud\/\">Les \u00ab\u00a0bien au chaud\u00a0\u00bb<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Depuis ses d\u00e9buts, il ne se passe pas une saison sans que la Cacamiseta ne mette pas en valeur l\u2019utilisation du fluo. L\u2019\u00e9dition 2015 n\u2019\u00e9chappe pas \u00e0 la r\u00e8gle mais salue principalement un \u00e9quipementier. <a href=\"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/cacamiseta-2015-les-fluos\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[701],"class_list":["post-2650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cacamiseta","tag-cacamiseta-2015","xfolkentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2650"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2701,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2650\/revisions\/2701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lucarne-opposee.fr\/leblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}